I'm Not That Short

But I'm still higher than you.

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alazymoon:

shortymcpunkbutt:

This is either the dumbest or most brilliant thing I have ever done.

Ive never played My Sweet Bodyguard, but I can’t deny that Ishigami has a certain aesthetic that I find pleasing when I draw him. His nickname seems to be “the cyborg” because of his reserved nature.

Now, I’m literal-minded so I thought “what if he was an actual cyborg?”
Thus the drawing began.

I am a huge fan of anything sci-fi/cyberpunk so I’d like to think I’m pretty good when it comes to drawing robotic limbs.
My definition of a cyborg is any organism whose body is 51% or more artificial, so this includes not just people with mechanical limbs, but people with organic limbs that could have been cloned then grafted, people with artificial organs, etc. But most people classify a “cyborg” as a person with mechanical parts, so I stuck with that general definition.

Before I begin my thought process I would like to say I’ve never seen a shirtless Hideki, but I figured his line of work required him to be moderately fit (and for the sake of fanservice) I gave him some considerable muscle. Lets continue.

Designing an arm for him wasn’t my first idea but after some warm ups I realized that I draw arms pretty damn well. I didn’t want to add anything fancy to it so I just made it look nice. I hope you appreciate that hand because trying to draw a mechanical hand that looked pretty AND functional was like shooting myself in the foot to get out of work: a good idea until I actually did it.

I knew this guy needed a leg, mechanical legs are a staple for sci-fi goodness, and personality wise Hideki reminds me of Holly Summers so the leg is a little shout out to her. I have to say drawing the leg took longer because I don’t like male legs, since a man has a more narrow pelvis than a woman I can’t draw a man with nice, curvy thighs, the way I like them.
His leg, like his arm, is meant to look nice, but I gave my shout out to Ms. Summers in his hidden compartments. He seems like a practical guy, so I figured he’d have some road flares in their for emergencies, as well as basic first aid supplies and possibly a small sewing kit for those pesky loose threads, it only takes one to make you look unprofessional.

Now I understand that having these compartments on the thigh versus the calf makes them harder to access (it’s easier to get to your road flares by rolling up a pant leg versus taking off your pants) but everything below the knee is all moving parts and I couldn’t find a way to stick a compartment on there without it looking like a Rubix cube from hell. Final thoughts: well, I’m not done with him yet (IM gonna do something fancy with his glasses) but I’d really like to see a cyberpunk AU of MSB (or a cyberpunk AU of anything, I like cyberpunk) -Shorty

OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

YOU FUCKING DID

I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS OMG

Okay, FIRST THIS IS BRILLIANT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Second, Hideki is referred to as a cyborg not only because of his reserved nature, but because he has the ability to go without sleeping and eating for days on end (in fact, Kurosawa admits no one knows exactly how many days…possibly infinite).

Third, he isn’t super built in his CGs, but I also think he should be considering the nature of his job and for fanservice:

YES I HAVE TOPLESS HIDEKI SAVED ON MY COMPUTER AS WELL AS EVERY OUTFIT I’VE SEEN HIM IN SO FAR YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT PUNK?

Fourth, I LOVE the idea of him having all these compartments for special emergency type situations! He definitely would, being such a planner. (I personally would ask him to have a refrigeration compartment so that he can store snacks for me but I digress).

This is so appropro because I was actually thinking of writing a fic where he does get some sort of cybernetic appendage after an accident THIS ONLY FUELS MY FIRE TO DO SO.

Last but not least, while the mechanical hand is cool I can’t help but think how cold it would feel if he touched me with it, brrr. (Although if he added a vibrator function I might be enticed into changing my mind LOL)

VIBRATOR FUNCTION I AM ON THE GROUND LUAGHING MY GOD WHY I was gonna elaborate on the materials but I don’t know that much about that stuff but here we go. His limbs would most likely be made of a light, strong material. Not metal, because that rusts and CHAFES. You said you thought it was cool I did crew right? Fact: racing shells, contrary to popular belief, are NOT MADE OF WOOD. They are made of special carbon polymer that is super strong and super light. The only drawback is that it’s expensive, your basic eight can cost up to 200,000 dollars, sometimes more. So that’s what I was thinking of when designing these, and maybe his hands can be silicone? That shit is bulletproof depending on how it’s processed, and it’s not so cold. Keep that in mind. alazymoon

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This is either the dumbest or most brilliant thing I have ever done.

Ive never played My Sweet Bodyguard, but I can’t deny that Ishigami has a certain aesthetic that I find pleasing when I draw him. His nickname seems to be “the cyborg” because of his reserved nature.

Now, I’m literal-minded so I thought “what if he was an actual cyborg?”
Thus the drawing began.

I am a huge fan of anything sci-fi/cyberpunk so I’d like to think I’m pretty good when it comes to drawing robotic limbs.
My definition of a cyborg is any organism whose body is 51% or more artificial, so this includes not just people with mechanical limbs, but people with organic limbs that could have been cloned then grafted, people with artificial organs, etc. But most people classify a “cyborg” as a person with mechanical parts, so I stuck with that general definition.

Before I begin my thought process I would like to say I’ve never seen a shirtless Hideki, but I figured his line of work required him to be moderately fit (and for the sake of fanservice) I gave him some considerable muscle. Lets continue.

Designing an arm for him wasn’t my first idea but after some warm ups I realized that I draw arms pretty damn well. I didn’t want to add anything fancy to it so I just made it look nice. I hope you appreciate that hand because trying to draw a mechanical hand that looked pretty AND functional was like shooting myself in the foot to get out of work: a good idea until I actually did it.

I knew this guy needed a leg, mechanical legs are a staple for sci-fi goodness, and personality wise Hideki reminds me of Holly Summers so the leg is a little shout out to her. I have to say drawing the leg took longer because I don’t like male legs, since a man has a more narrow pelvis than a woman I can’t draw a man with nice, curvy thighs, the way I like them.
His leg, like his arm, is meant to look nice, but I gave my shout out to Ms. Summers in his hidden compartments. He seems like a practical guy, so I figured he’d have some road flares in their for emergencies, as well as basic first aid supplies and possibly a small sewing kit for those pesky loose threads, it only takes one to make you look unprofessional.

Now I understand that having these compartments on the thigh versus the calf makes them harder to access (it’s easier to get to your road flares by rolling up a pant leg versus taking off your pants) but everything below the knee is all moving parts and I couldn’t find a way to stick a compartment on there without it looking like a Rubix cube from hell. Final thoughts: well, I’m not done with him yet (IM gonna do something fancy with his glasses) but I’d really like to see a cyberpunk AU of MSB (or a cyberpunk AU of anything, I like cyberpunk) -Shorty

Filed under Shortydoesotome My sweet bodyguard Msb Hideki ishigami Voltage inc Otome

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drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

shortymcpunkbutt:

shortymcpunkbutt:

drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

I’m sorry shortymcpunkbutt I’m having my hair cut on Tuesday. I hope you can forgive me.

In other news, my parents bought me some gin. So excited. Gonna have me some gin and tonic =w= Aw yiss.

Oh darling, I demand to see pictures…

Yeah, the darker stuff takes some getting used too, I just can’t seem to down a lager, but do not leave me alone with a sour ale because that stuff will be gone before you can say “fresh hops”!

Also, have you ever had spent grain beer bread? IT IS THE BEST KIND OF BREAD. My mom just made two whole loaves because my dad was brewing again and I have to stop myself from eating all of it.

Duly noted. I’ll be sure to keep those away from you. xD

No I haven’t! I’ve never even heard of it! I’ll have to see where I can get any.

shortymcpunkbutt

Well, if you brew or know any brewers advise them to not throw out the grain because you can make some really hearty bread with it. I like putting fried eggs on it, with the yolks all runny and everything.

Most spent grain recipes I’ve seen treat the grain as an add-on, like you would with cheese or raisins on bread, but I found a recipe that uses the grain as the main attraction (which only makes sense, bread is made mainly of grain, after all) I need to go through the recipe binder and find it.

Shorty can’t cook, but she can bake like it’s no one’s business.

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shortymcpunkbutt:

drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

I’m sorry shortymcpunkbutt I’m having my hair cut on Tuesday. I hope you can forgive me.

In other news, my parents bought me some gin. So excited. Gonna have me some gin and tonic =w= Aw yiss.

Oh darling, I demand to see pictures…

Yeah, the darker stuff takes some getting used too, I just can’t seem to down a lager, but do not leave me alone with a sour ale because that stuff will be gone before you can say “fresh hops”!

Also, have you ever had spent grain beer bread? IT IS THE BEST KIND OF BREAD. My mom just made two whole loaves because my dad was brewing again and I have to stop myself from eating all of it.

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drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

I’m sorry shortymcpunkbutt I’m having my hair cut on Tuesday. I hope you can forgive me.

In other news, my parents bought me some gin. So excited. Gonna have me some gin and tonic =w= Aw yiss.

Oh darling, I demand to see pictures after you get it cut!

Also, gin and tonic? Really? Well, to each their own I suppose. I’m more of a beer girl, cocktails aren’t really my thing (although I do have a fondness for a Manhattan every once in awhile).

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duchessmimrose:

shortymcpunkbutt:

Bleeding shit finding this anon is gonna be like pulling teeth, and by that I mean blindly yanking until I find what I’m looking for.
My next guess is the fabulous fucksmith duchessmimrose . Alright girl, was it you who’s sending me nosebleed inducing morsels of smutty goodness?

Yes. I’d say I’m sorry but I’m really not sorry.

NO DON’T BE SORRY IM FLATTERED YOU ARE WRITING ABOUT ME LIKE WOW I THOUGHT I’D HAVE TO PERFORM ANIMAL SACRIFICE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN.

i am so unworthy QAQ;;

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Bleeding shit finding this anon is gonna be like pulling teeth, and by that I mean blindly yanking until I find what I’m looking for.
My next guess is the fabulous fucksmith duchessmimrose . Alright girl, was it you who’s sending me nosebleed inducing morsels of smutty goodness?