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Of Love and Dragons part 1

ciarynuniverse:

AU Temeraire and BMP crossover starring Roberto for littlehevn

Yes there will be smut. Smut that made me blush. However, this first part is setting things up so is smut free.

The Temeraire novels are the Napoleonic Wars but what if there were dragons and had always been. So I smushed all of that together. 

Yes the butlers are also in here.

And I am beginning to think I am a secret sadist who likes to build antici

pation

Of Love and Dragons.

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otomebear:

I would also like to tell you that after searching for Edward CGs for that last set, I’m probably going to get his sequels tonight T_T

I am a weak, weak person

Give in to temptation.

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alazymoon:

"Although I can not control how you feel about me, I can hope you will remember the times we shared together fondly." -Hideki
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MARNI
MARNI
MARNI
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。
HUBSTER!!!!!!!!!! *GROSS UGLY GUILTY SNOBBING*
Nooooo but this is actually so beautiful and I am legit tearing up that you would make this for me and I always wanted a pic of us together and now I have one *waaaaaaaaah*
This is totally going to be my new banner THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!!!!!
Just so you all know, Hideki is still holding first place. He’s not going down without a fight!!!
PS THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SKINNY lol
shortymcpunkbutt

So.You like it.Good. I can pass out from the cold meds in peace.

alazymoon:

"Although I can not control how you feel about me, I can hope you will remember the times we shared together fondly." -Hideki

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MARNI

MARNI

MARNI

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。

HUBSTER!!!!!!!!!! *GROSS UGLY GUILTY SNOBBING*

Nooooo but this is actually so beautiful and I am legit tearing up that you would make this for me and I always wanted a pic of us together and now I have one *waaaaaaaaah*

This is totally going to be my new banner THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!!!!!

Just so you all know, Hideki is still holding first place. He’s not going down without a fight!!!

PS THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SKINNY lol

shortymcpunkbutt

So.
You like it.
Good.

I can pass out from the cold meds in peace.

Filed under naw but look I made my senpai happy it was worth it just wait till your birthday girl you gon get a surprise then

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Anonymous asked: What was the most embarrassing sexual experience you ever had?

prince-keith-from-liberty:

"Embarassing… urgh do i really need to say that?"
Keith frowned, letting out a groan and shivering at the memorie of what had happened. 
"I was at a party, and there was this sexy girl, a foreigner. After dancing and flirting for a while we headed to one of the VIP room of the club, and got at all fours starting to give me a head, and i can’t say she wasn’t good at it… After some time i raised her up and laid her before she could say anything, sliding her dress up, and slipping her panties down… That’s when i realized there was something a woman shouldn’t have between her legs… This day i let a transvestite giving me a head, and to top it Luke entered the room in emmergency and found me rock hard in front of another rock hard dick… He didn’t looked at me the same way during several weeks, and grew hesitant to enter my bedroom."

Filed under PFFFFT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DIED OH SWEET JESUS NSFW VERY NSFW AND FUNNY I CAN NOT GET THE IMAGE OF KEITH WITH A TRANSEXUAL OUT OF MY HEAD LIKE THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME KEITH AINT A FAN OF MANMEAT IFYAKNOWWHATIMEAN i need to lie down

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reichiii:

What if you had x-ray vision
But could only see through hats on people’s heads.

Like, “oh I see what you’re hiding under there Mr. Bald spot”

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shortymcpunkbutt:

This is the Accent Challenge I kept getting tagged in. Finally doing it because I’m going to leave for a bit on a cruise.

Let me know if it doesn’t play and I will try to fix it. Thanks. :)

Edit: I have been told that this darn thing won’t play, so try this link:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhRsHHvrgH

1. State your name, username, and which voltage guy is your hubby

2. Where are you from?

3. Read these names aloud:

  • Ichiniyagi, Subaru
  • Ichinomiya, Eisuke
  • Kashiwabara, Atsumu
  • Hirukawa, Takuto
  • Higashiyama, Soji
  • Utsonomiya, Haruka
  • Levaincois, Edward
  • Midorikawa, Homare
  • Zaizen, Akiyoshi
  • Toranosuke, Hajime
  • and last but not the least, Soryu Oh

4.  What is it called when you throw your feels all over the place?

5. What is a bubbly cross-dresser called?

6. What do you call Takuto’s favourite stuffed animal?

7. What do you call your father if he was the prime minister?

8. What do you call the wheeled contraption that helps clean Yamato and Daichi’s place?

9.  How long does it take for Takao to change a light bulb?

10. Go to this link. Choose your three favorite quotes and read them aloud.

11. Do you think you have an obsession?

12. Be a Thief or a Pirate?

13. Do you know anyone on tumblr whom you consider as your tumblr bestie? [give them a shoutout now!]

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shortymcpunkbutt:

This is the Accent Challenge I kept getting tagged in. Finally doing it because I’m going to leave for a bit on a cruise.

Let me know if it doesn’t play and I will try to fix it. Thanks. :)

1. State your name, username, and which voltage guy is your hubby

2. Where are you from?

3. Read these names aloud:

  • Ichiniyagi, Subaru
  • Ichinomiya, Eisuke
  • Kashiwabara, Atsumu
  • Hirukawa, Takuto
  • Higashiyama, Soji
  • Utsonomiya, Haruka
  • Levaincois, Edward
  • Midorikawa, Homare
  • Zaizen, Akiyoshi
  • Toranosuke, Hajime
  • and last but not the least, Soryu Oh

4.  What is it called when you throw your feels all over the place?

5. What is a bubbly cross-dresser called?

6. What do you call Takuto’s favourite stuffed animal?

7. What do you call your father if he was the prime minister?

8. What do you call the wheeled contraption that helps clean Yamato and Daichi’s place?

9.  How long does it take for Takao to change a light bulb?

10. Go to this link. Choose your three favorite quotes and read them aloud.

11. Do you think you have an obsession?

12. Be a Thief or a Pirate?

13. Do you know anyone on tumblr whom you consider as your tumblr bestie? [give them a shoutout now!]

I’ve been told by littlehevn and lntellectual that it doesnt work, so try this link:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhRsHHvrgH

(via shortymcpunkbutt)

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shortymcpunkbutt:

This is the Accent Challenge I kept getting tagged in. Finally doing it because I’m going to leave for a bit on a cruise.

Let me know if it doesn’t play and I will try to fix it. Thanks. :)

1. State your name, username, and which voltage guy is your hubby

2. Where are you from?

3. Read these names aloud:

  • Ichiniyagi, Subaru
  • Ichinomiya, Eisuke
  • Kashiwabara, Atsumu
  • Hirukawa, Takuto
  • Higashiyama, Soji
  • Utsonomiya, Haruka
  • Levaincois, Edward
  • Midorikawa, Homare
  • Zaizen, Akiyoshi
  • Toranosuke, Hajime
  • and last but not the least, Soryu Oh

4.  What is it called when you throw your feels all over the place?

5. What is a bubbly cross-dresser called?

6. What do you call Takuto’s favourite stuffed animal?

7. What do you call your father if he was the prime minister?

8. What do you call the wheeled contraption that helps clean Yamato and Daichi’s place?

9.  How long does it take for Takao to change a light bulb?

10. Go to this link. Choose your three favorite quotes and read them aloud.

11. Do you think you have an obsession?

12. Be a Thief or a Pirate?

13. Do you know anyone on tumblr whom you consider as your tumblr bestie? [give them a shoutout now!]

Filed under I did not edit this thing for an hour for three notes listen to me