Empty Staplers

And Halfway down the garbage chute

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spyoflove:



Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

che la mia ferita sia mortale"may my wound be deadly"

Alberto held the knife across the assassin’s throat, his other hand gripping the shocked man’s wrists behind his back. The element of surprise was a tactic the butler had learned well chasing after his rogue prince, and he used both his quick reflexes and hefty bulk to easily subdue his monarch’s attempted murderer.
"Who sent you?" His voice was controlled, but the pressure of his grip intensified, signaling the contained rage underneath the cool words. "Confess and I will let you live."
The man struggled, only to find his arms twisted further behind his back. “A true assassin never reveals his secrets.”
Alberto gave a low chuckle that sent shivers down the man’s spine.
"A true assassin never misses his target."
The man gasped, cold steel pressing against his throat. 
"Che la mia ferita sia mortale," Alberto whispered under his breath.
And in a moment it was done.

spyoflove:

Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

che la mia ferita sia mortale
"may my wound be deadly"

Alberto held the knife across the assassin’s throat, his other hand gripping the shocked man’s wrists behind his back. The element of surprise was a tactic the butler had learned well chasing after his rogue prince, and he used both his quick reflexes and hefty bulk to easily subdue his monarch’s attempted murderer.

"Who sent you?" His voice was controlled, but the pressure of his grip intensified, signaling the contained rage underneath the cool words. "Confess and I will let you live."

The man struggled, only to find his arms twisted further behind his back. “A true assassin never reveals his secrets.”

Alberto gave a low chuckle that sent shivers down the man’s spine.

"A true assassin never misses his target."

The man gasped, cold steel pressing against his throat. 

"Che la mia ferita sia mortale," Alberto whispered under his breath.

And in a moment it was done.

(Source: anti-romanticismo)

Filed under hot damn You go Alberto you go

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“More than Words” – A My Sweet Bodyguard Fanfiction featuring Seiji Goto

spyoflove:

Warning! Smexy times ahead with Seiji!

Written for voltagechris as part of my follower giveaway many moons ago.

Thank you for waiting so patiently for your nutella senpai Chris!! XD

Also tagging Seiji fangirls chiapeto skybluehimawari yuuki-ichigo

Rated M for Mature

Careful not to splash herself, Chris poured the dry rigatoni into the boiling pot of water on her stove, the thin tubes of pasta bobbing happily atop the rolling bubbles of the steaming brew.  Stirring the ridged noodles into the simmering liquid, she admired once again her cheerful yellow cooking pot, stainless steel oven, and sparkling ceramic canisters that adorned the granite kitchen countertop nearby. Memories of arranging the kitchen to her liking after she and Seiji had moved into their new home floated through her mind, as well as the adorably confused look on his face every time he unboxed yet another cooking contraption to which he had no idea of its use, making her smile. Their little love nest was becoming cozier by the day since their marriage a few months prior, and it warmed her heart to know that she was providing her husband with a comforting home after so many years of him being alone.

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Filed under yay Amy is writing again! now if only I had the energy to draw sobbing But nevermind this was awesome! And it's always that damn cat that starts shit Seiji goto fanfiction my sweet bodyguard Amy's fics are always a reblog

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downtime-dimension:

LUKE JUST TALKED TO ME LIKE HE INITIATED CONVERSATION WITH ME shortymcpunkbutt HELP MY LEGS ARE SHAKING HE SAID HE’S GONNA COME BACK BUT I’M SO NERVOUS WHAT SAY I’M GONNA TAKE HIS HAT WHEN HE COMES BACK

FUCK DON’T TAKE DATING ADVISE FROM A PERSON WHOSE FIRST RELATIONSHIP LASTED A WEEK.
JUST
BE YOURSELF
NO WAIT YOU’RE AN AWFUL PERSON DON’T BE YOURSELF
BUT HE MIGHT BE INTO THAT???
BE YOURSELF
@downtime-dimension

Filed under ugsusbsidndj someone give the gay advice idk man just He's talking to you for a reason ask him lots of questions People love to talk about themselves when all else fails you can talk about different kinds of sandwiches I'm fond of the reuben myself

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supreme-goose-overlord:

baby dragons that haven’t learned how to breath fire yet and just stumble around blowing smoke and trying to look as intimidating as their parents.

dragon children that can’t control their fire and nearly set the entire forest on fire whenever they sneeze.

teenage dragons whose voices crack whenever they try to roar.

elderly dragons who gather the children around to tell them stories and blow smoke rings for them.

dragons.

therandomgoddess

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October 15th - Seiji

wantsnewpaint:

Smutober - Theme Sweet and Passionate

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Rated Mature - SMUT

Sensitive

She walked not to far off from where the Police Department was. On the inside she was having a mental battle on whether she should go out of her way to walk by, or save time and the disappointment…

chiapeto