Empty Staplers

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I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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shortymcpunkbutt asked: Do you think the BMP princes would have weird sleeping habits? Like sleep walking, falling asleep in weird positions, snoring really loudly, etc.?


Hi Marni! :D I hope you’re doing well, m’dear. :)

Here we go!

Wilfred: I think Wilfred’s weird sleeping habit would be sleeping completely stock still. Like, a log. Completely and totally still. Even when he’s holding the MC, he is like a statue and he doesn’t move at all. Since his upbringing is so strict and rigid, his sleeping might be the same way.

Keith: Keith sounds like he’d be a sleep-talker. MC thinks he’s asleep and then suddenly he’s talking - whether it makes sense or not doesn’t matter. He talks like he’s at normal volume and it freaks people out because they think he’s awake at the time. Things he talks about in his sleep range from yelling at Luke, to talking with Cathy, to seducing the MC. 

Roberto: He’d be the opposite of Wilfred - he’d be totally loose with his body in bed. (lol) He’d flail all over the place and kick the bedding everywhere. The first few times he’s with the MC, he accidentally kicks or punches her in his sleep. He blames this on not being able to hold her at night like he wants to. But they all know that it’s because of his sleeping habits, nothing more, nothing more. As time goes it, this becomes less frequent, but it doesn’t stop completely.

Glenn: Hm. I think Glenn would be restless without holding something in his arms. I don’t think it would be a blanket or anything like that. Maybe a stuffed animal or another pillow. He’d be much happier once the MC is around because then he can just hold her without having to explain himself. He enjoys getting away with it. :)

Joshua: I think Joshua is a snorer. He completely denies it though. MC wouldn’t know about it until Jan tells her in secret and she doesn’t believe it until she experiences it first hard. It’s loud and obnoxious and he mutters in his sleep after he does so, so MC finds it hard not to laugh. It’s her little secret with Jan because Joshua denies it so powerfully.

Edward: I think he sleepwalks and sleep talks. Louis has to keep on eye on him from time to time because he’s afraid that Edward might hurt himself. Edward does little things that don’t bring harm to him - like eating sweets or going out to the garden and talking to his roses. When he’s first with the MC, he brings her roses in his sleep and compliments her as he does when he’s awake. MC finds it very cute and doesn’t have it in her heart to tell her prince.


I hope you liked my answers, Marni. :) Thanks for asking!



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things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable

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Got tagged hoo boy

Tagged by this shithead: aonootaku

1) What’s your name?: I respond to Shorty. Or Punky. Or “wake up, idiot”.
2) When is your birthday?: September 25 (I’m gonna be seventeen holy shit I’m so old)
3) Where are you from?: Seattle, Washington, land of the coffee shops and home of the hipsters. Also Boeing.
4) Have a crush?: I’m more of a Fanta person.
5) What’s your favorite colour?: P U R P L E .
6) Write something in caps?: no.
7) Got a favorite band/artist?: Ehhhhhhhhh i listen to a lot of music but I can’t pick a favorite. Probably Ludo.
8) Favorite number?: 10. It symbolizes completion.
9) Favorite drink?: The blood of my enemies. And ginger ale.
10) Tag ten people: I don’t want to bug anyone so nah.

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Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive. 

not necessarily art related but as someone who couldn’t afford their textbooks this semester this is a godsend

REBLOGGING because after a little digging, I found my $200 textbook for free in PDF form.

friendly reminder that this exists since I know we’re all going back to college soon

reblogging for reference as much for myself as everyone else because fuck I have to pay rent this year unless I want to end up back and home and/or stuck on my parents’s forever

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Voltage Inc. Secret Santa?


As some of you might know I organized a Voltage Inc. Secret Santa event last December. It consisted of people giving and receiving awesome Voltage-related gifts (such as fanfics, fanart and edits) to/from each other for Christmas, and it seems like many people had fun with it!

It was a fun event…

Yoooo I’m so game. :D