I'm Not That Short

But I'm still higher than you.

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I am mourning the loss of my prematurely bursted blister.
My baby… You were going to be a wonderful callous… Instead life took you too soon…
*sad bugle music plays in the distance*

I am mourning the loss of my prematurely bursted blister.
My baby… You were going to be a wonderful callous… Instead life took you too soon…
*sad bugle music plays in the distance*

Filed under Personal Crew My baby why

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the-slacker-detective asked: ((EEEE!!!! I'm so excited!! )) "Settle down, Rookie." ((She's amazing, sir! I can't believe she's following us!)) "I'm sure it's for me, Rookie. Calm down." ((Right Sir.)) "..." ((Thanks for the follow! XD ))

Oh shutup Mr. Grumpypants, of course I’m following for Rookie. *curls around Rookie and hisses protectively*

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I’m so close to hitting 250 followers and I feel bad because I wanted to do a giveaway when I hit 200 but life got in the way I am so sorry you people.

Once the school year is over I’ll be able to do something.
And it will be spectacular.

Filed under Follower appreciation Love you guys

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awkward-scientific-kitten asked: you are learning me how to do the robo parts it is official senpai cause hot damn v nice highly enjoyed

Oh yes
Come up and try my new parts
Bow down and break ‘em in.

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hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

(via pizza)

Filed under oh Um Nope

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I need to drop a weight class for crew which means I’m gonna be eating nothing but kale for a month.
Pray for me.

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rabudoki asked: *drools over that stunning robotic hand* Oh em gee that's some fine anatomy you drew there!

THANK YOU SIR OR MADAME.